Showing posts with label Kid Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kid Funnies. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Heard at our House Today...

My soon-to-be three year old son is in a new phase. He claims he doesn't like anything. Especially if it pertains to food (except Skittles, but that's another story for another time).

For the last couple of weeks when Aiden's breakfast, lunch or dinner is placed before him, he says "What is that?" I briefly explain what we're having and he responds with "I don't like (fill in the blank)." He always ends up eating it (because at our house if you don't eat what you're served, you starve!), but the routine has become a little old.

This morning at breakfast I asked him if he was going to finish his applesauce...the applesauce his sister pain-stakingly made. "I don't like applesauce," was his eloquent reply.

Growing weary of his obstinance, I inquired, "Aiden, is there anything you DO you like?"

He thought for a moment and replied, "I like eggs. (pause) And ketchup."

Oh good. I feel so much better!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Heard at Our House Today...

Aiden is trying his best to digest all that he's learning from our Bible teachings. However, angels and a worldwide flood are a little complicated for a two year old to understand.

During our recent snow the kids spent lots of time falling backwards and making snow angels all over the yard. This morning Aiden was standing on our bed and flopped himself backwards. After waving his arms for a moment, he stood up and said: "Look, Mom, I made a 'snow Jesus'!"

And another one (thanks for humoring me!)...

We were talking recently about Noah and God's plan to destroy the people of his day with the great flood. The kids were especially taken by the fact that only eight people survived in the ark.

Although we weren't personally affected by the Western Washington flooding this week, our neighboring town and many of its surrounding farms were. We didn't venture out while Steve was in New York, so our trip to church this morning was our first outing since the waters crested the river that separates our island from the mainland.

As we were getting ready to leave, Steve said, "C'mon guys, let's get going so we have time to see the floods."

Aiden was very concerned by this and looked at his dad imploringly, "No, Dad, I don't want to die!"

Guess we have a little more teaching to do!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Kid Funny

As the eldest sister of the bunch, Avery takes her responsibility very seriously:

"Mom, I couldn't find Lydia's boppy (pacifier), so I gave her my nose!"

Monday, December 8, 2008

Kid Funny

Avery and Aiden on worms:

Aiden (with stick in hand and deep two year old voice): "I'm gonna kill this guy."

Avery (who is digging a nice hole and using a roof shingle for 'carpet'): "No Aiden, don't! They want to be friends and play together."